The Divine Miss Mommy Has Been Kidnapped

In a stunning turn of events, several news stations today reported that newbie blogger, The Divine Miss Mommy has been kidnapped. Witnesses reported hearing hyena-like laughter and saw evidence that the popular Super Soaker water guns had been used during the incident.

One eye witness gave this statement, “I skeered. There ain’t been that many of them thar kidnappin’s out in these parts. What did you say she was again?  A logger? Yep. Lots of trees in these parts.”

There are no suspects at this time and no further information is available.

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