The Divine Miss Mommy Has Been Kidnapped

In a stunning turn of events, several news stations today reported that newbie blogger, The Divine Miss Mommy has been kidnapped. Witnesses reported hearing hyena-like laughter and saw evidence that the popular Super Soaker water guns had been used during the incident.

One eye witness gave this statement, “I skeered. There ain’t been that many of them thar kidnappin’s out in these parts. What did you say she was again?  A logger? Yep. Lots of trees in these parts.”

There are no suspects at this time and no further information is available.

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About Stacie

Stacie, a social media consultant, is one of Cision Media's Top 10 Most Influential Mommy Bloggers and one of the HERoic: 10 Mommy Bloggers Who Rule Social Media. She is also a frequent guest speaker at blog conferences, a contributor at Babble Kid Scoop and ShePosts.

Stacie founded Social Media Chicks, a collaborative social media consulting company and Georgia Social Media Moms, a group of 250+ social media/blogging experts in her home state.

An Atlanta resident and lifelong writer, Stacie is the mother of three children (9 & under) and married to the love of her life. She is always planning the next epic travel adventure for her family.

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